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Fashion Criminal – Perez Hilton

June 26, 2015 By in Fashion Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , 19 Comments

Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr. aka Perez Hilton is the Fashion Criminal of the week. Whoop Whoop.

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For those who do not know, Perez Hilton is a multi millionaire American blogger, TV personality and columnist. He appeared on Celebrity Big Brother UK in 2015 and today he is our Fashion Criminal. I really do not understand people who do not lack in the finance department and yet cannot dress decently. I am not saying they should go all out and splash millions on clothes and shoes, but they should look decent at the least.

Just look at our previous Fashion Criminal here, Himself and Perez are birds of a feather.

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What I like about Perez Hilton is his attitude, he is funny and fearless and I like that about him. I also adore his writing voice and his blog is where I go to for the latest Hollywood gossip. I actually found him hilarious in Celebrity Big Brother, but I think I am in the minority with that one. That said, this man needs some styling help ASAP. He goes about looking like a clown with all the colours and pieces he wears. It is not acceptable for you to leave your house dressed like this Perez. It is bang out-of-order.

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Perez Hilton needs to get rid of these colourful and crazy pieces and accessories. He is not in a comedy show. He can look stylishly funny (if that is what he wants) and SANE at the same time.

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Funny enough, I know many REAL stylish comedy actors that clean up well and look sharp.  Check out two examples below:

Chris Rock

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Russell Brand

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So Perez Hilton has no excuse going about, wearing all his leopard prints  at the same time.

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What are your thoughts? Do you agree? Sound off in the comment section pls.

Fashion Criminal – Pharrell Williams

June 17, 2015 By in Fashion Tags: , , , , , , , , , , 10 Comments

Hey people. We have another male Fashion Criminal this week. These men keep commiting crimes of fashion. Someone needs to stop them.

Pharrell Williams is the Fashion Criminal of the week and I know he is not surprised. I mean how can he be surprised when he goes about dressing like this?

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Pharrell Williams is a good-looking, talented young man. When I look at him, I still cannot believe the dude is 41 years old, he looks 18 years old. He can pass for my baby brother easily and he is almost old enough to be my father? I still don’t understand how anyone can look this good. This man does not age. He has great genes and a great taste in music, I love most of his songs but his fashion sense is a No-No. He dresses like a teenager still trying to discover himself with his boyz n the hood style.

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Some people find his fashion sense and style, brave and different. I find it childish and unflattering. He dresses like a man stuck in his teen years. Most of the time, he is on every worst dressed list for red carpet events. He goes to Grammys wearing shorts? Who does that?

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I will like to see Pharrell Williams dress up like a stylish man in his 40s. His style can be tweaked in the right places to leave him looking edgy and stylish like how he looks below.

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I love this look. I love the black tie, army look he is giving us here. He nailed this look, so more of this thank you, and less of this –

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Pharrell also needs to tone down his accessories  little bit. Less is more. I will like to see less of the shorts and baggy jeans and more of tailored pants.

What do you think of Pharrell William style? Sound off in comment section pls. Thanks for reading.

 

 

Fashion Criminal – Simon Cowell

June 10, 2015 By in Fashion Tags: , , , , , , , 20 Comments

For those of you who love the Fashion Criminal series and Simon Cowell, I am sure you have been waiting for his lovely self to feature on here. Well, today is your day, Simon Cowell is a Fashion Criminal. Simon has been committing various fashion crimes since he appeared on our TV screens.

What I love about this man is his attitude. He does not care what anyone has to say, he does what he wants and he dresses how he likes. He is a BOLD Fashion Criminal and he needs some styling help now. simon_cowell_6

When I look at his clothes and how he styles them, I am usually speechless. Where do I begin? Is it the fact that he loves showing us his very hairy chest? Or his everyday look of white or black shirt paired with jeans? Or the fact that some of his shirts don’t have a good fit like the one above? Or the fact that he looks the same everyday? I really can’t tell. simon-cowell-news-gossip-celebrities-trousers-shirt-fashion-make-up-botox-plastic-surgery-dale-winton-x-factor COWELL-EMBED_2454597a

Simon Cowell needs to invest in his signature style and care more about his appearance. He has no style and is currently known as Britain’s worst dressed man. For someone on major TV shows, I wonder how he has been able to get away it. Just look at the hem of his jeans above. He had the holes patched up?

Money is not an issue for him so I am wondering why he does not have a stylist, and if he does what is the stylist doing? He looks so plain and boring every time. It is becoming a joke now. I will love to see Simon Cowell in more colours. He can still go for just neutral colours if those are the colours he prefers. A bit of cream and brown will be nice. He will also need to wax his chest if he wants to keep showing it off. Hairy chests are a no-no Simon. A trip to the barbers will also be a good idea. I think a good haircut will do him some good. What do you think?

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