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Fashion Criminal – Simon Cowell

For those of you who love the Fashion Criminal series and Simon Cowell, I am sure you have been waiting for his lovely self to feature on here. Well, today is your day, Simon Cowell is a Fashion Criminal. Simon has been committing various fashion crimes since he appeared on our TV screens.

What I love about this man is his attitude. He does not care what anyone has to say, he does what he wants and he dresses how he likes. He is a BOLD Fashion Criminal and he needs some styling help now. simon_cowell_6

When I look at his clothes and how he styles them, I am usually speechless. Where do I begin? Is it the fact that he loves showing us his very hairy chest? Or his everyday look of white or black shirt paired with jeans? Or the fact that some of his shirts don’t have a good fit like the one above? Or the fact that he looks the same everyday? I really can’t tell. simon-cowell-news-gossip-celebrities-trousers-shirt-fashion-make-up-botox-plastic-surgery-dale-winton-x-factor COWELL-EMBED_2454597a

Simon Cowell needs to invest in his signature style and care more about his appearance. He has no style and is currently known as Britain’s worst dressed man. For someone on major TV shows, I wonder how he has been able to get away it. Just look at the hem of his jeans above. He had the holes patched up?

Money is not an issue for him so I am wondering why he does not have a stylist, and if he does what is the stylist doing? He looks so plain and boring every time. It is becoming a joke now. I will love to see Simon Cowell in more colours. He can still go for just neutral colours if those are the colours he prefers. A bit of cream and brown will be nice. He will also need to wax his chest if he wants to keep showing it off. Hairy chests are a no-no Simon. A trip to the barbers will also be a good idea. I think a good haircut will do him some good. What do you think?

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20 responses

  1. Haha! Fashion Criminal- love it! Yes Simon’s dress sense sucks but the thing is, I’d still go on a date with him! Although he can come across as smarmy, he’s super charming (when he wants to be), funny and incredibly successful and in the right lighting- that would work for me, haha!

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